The 2016 Presidential Election Is The Ultimate Bullshit And It’s All Your Fault

Election

The 2016 Presidential Election will be a clusterfuck. Donald Trump is a non-fucking factor for me. Voting for him is like voting for Charlie Brown. It just doesn’t make sense.

However, let’s talk about what I’m hearing from many people with regard to the upcoming election. Hillary has clearly become the democratic party nominee for commander-in-chief and already heads are telling us (people who don’t fuck with her shady ass) that we have to “pick the lesser of two evils”.

Excuse me. Nope. In fact, all the nopes that ever fucking noped. I cannot with good conscience vote for Hillary Clinton (MAKE SURE THAT YOU CLICK THIS LINK). She’s a liar, a classist, racist, and an invasive opportunist. Many have ignored those facts for what’s perceived as the better choice. Granted, I wouldn’t vote for a loudmouth oompa loompa but trying to convince me to vote for Annie Wilkes from “Misery” isn’t going to happen either.

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Can we get into Mrs. Obama’s hair though? Chile! She was giving Wella Balsam realness. That’s not why we’re here though. Even though the FLOTUS’ rousing 20-minute speech, which was filled with “Black Girl Magic” , words dedicated to her parents and an emotional tribute to our ancestors and her daughters, moved me, it still wasn’t enough for me to fuck with Hillary Rodham-Clinton. She triggered emotions with poignant mentions of the Pulse Nightclub shooting and the protest and shootings in Dallas. She, subtly, shaded THE ENTIRE FUCK out of the Donald’s whole generation with the class of all the debutantes at a Jack and Jill function. I. Will.Not.Vote.For.Hillary.Clinton.

Elizabeth Warren spoke of her humble beginnings as a janitor’s daughter in Oklahoma. She spoke of Trump’s master plan to divide this country by race and class. Sorry to bust your bubble, Lizzie. Hill would not have sat at the lunch table with your low-class ass. She was a republican and her mama stayed at home baking cookies and shit while your mama got her hands dirty at Sears. She doesn’t see you any more than she sees me. 

Bernie came through to an over two-minute standing ovation. I felt sadness. He assured us that Hillary would adopt many of his ideas like tuition free education, businesses staying  within the US, and the policing of the 1% while rebuilding the middle class again.

I wanted to believe that but The Clinton’s track record states otherwise. Her husband implemented NAFTA when he was president in 1993. She lauded the agreement that practically killed manufacturing jobs for Americans as a success.

It wasn’t. NAFTA allowed big American companies to get cheap labor and parts overseas while cutting out the American middle person.

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The Clinton’s are notorious for playing on “niggadom”. We’ve seen it first-hand with this election. Hillary has twerked, showed up at black events, bragged about carrying hot sauce in her bag ( I wish Charlemagne would have called her deceitful ass out) and a bunch of other offensive, shameful shit which I care not to mention.

She boasts about equal pay for women but pays her own female staff less money. Hmmmm… how does that work? She cares about “Black Lives Matter” BUT has received $133,246 from prison lobbyists who make profits by locking up blacks and immigrants.

Mrs. Rodham (she only really uses Clinton because people didn’t want to vote for a man whose wife wouldn’t take his last name) is a walking conundrum for whom the masses expect me and people who think like me to vote.

Here’s my problem with that. The burden of who becomes our next president shouldn’t fall on non-Hillary supporters. We did OUR due diligence while you kept your allegiance between the two major parties. There was a plethora of candidates, other than Dems and Reps, from which you could have chosen. Did you research them? Can you even name them? Probably not.

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My ancestors fought for the right to vote and I am going to vote for the best candidate. Period. This is a lose lose situation for all of us but I refuse to bear the guilt for your fucked up choices. Hillary Clinton is a woman who wouldn’t know about honor or honesty if it punched her in the face. Somehow, I’ve inherited the onus of needing her because Trump… Naw, bruh.

I will continue to hold my senators and congressman accountable by not voting for them during election time. If they are on that bullshit, they can kiss their cushy jobs goodbye. We control this. Hold THEM responsible for whoever wins. That will surely light fires under the asses of OUR civil servants.

Throw your tantrums and tell me how “we need to stop Donald Trump”. It will fall on deaf ears. I bet that next time you will actually do the work required to elect a president who will truly give a damn about you.

This election will indeed be a shitshow. You have yourselves to thank for it.

K.

 

K. Araújo, a native Detroiter, is a cross between Claire Huxtable, Rosie Pérez and Millie Jackson. Widow, professional dragger of filth and Mami to the dopest Ethiopian EVER, she is the Editor in Chief of “Negra With Tumbao” and a Staff Writer for “The Urban Twist”. Keka has been known to shake what her mama gave her, is the hell and high water, an expert salsera and cussologist with a penchant for the finer things in life and is and forever shall be- unapologetically black.

  • Orlando Davy

    So, are you okay with Mr. Chump? Sorry, I meant Trump.

  • Val

    Thank you for this post, NWT. I’m so sick of Hillary supporters trying to shame folks into voting for her. I wanted to clap back but hadn’t formed the words yet to do so properly. But you did.

    “The burden of who becomes our next president shouldn’t fall on non-Hillary supporters. We did OUR due diligence while you kept your allegiance between the two major parties.”

    And

    “My ancestors fought for the right to vote and I am going to vote for the best candidate. Period. This is a lose lose situation for all of us but I refuse to bear the guilt for your fucked up choices. Hillary Clinton is a woman who wouldn’t know about honor or honesty if it punched her in the face. Somehow, I’ve inherited the onus of needing her because Trump… Naw, bruh.”

    You are exactly right, NWT. It’s not our mess. We didn’t support Hillary, they did. So it’s their mess to clean up.

    • And they will have 4 years to do so. Until then, they can get the heII on.

      That day in VSB, I was appalled by the number of folks who were willing to settle because they don’t want Trump. IT’S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO….at all.

      You know that I was with you that day!

    • Cory

      I totally agree!! This is just my opinion but i just cant take this bullshit anymore. Hillary clinton is such a flipping liar and im sick of how she potrays herself to be an honest woman. Especially CNN … AND THERE Bs!! Everything is an attack on trump. Obama calls him unfit for presidency … Like freakn for real? As if obama is fit for it as well … He made this country suck ass worse than anyone. As if hillary is fit to be our president and is an honest woman?? Her emails were deleted .. 33000 of them… Like quit the facade you are putting on i see rigjt through it and your cnn puppets. Sorry to rant. But all this is such a joke and it pisses me off for all of us. Im not a bernie fan either. But come on all those people that voted for him didnt even have a chance. She got busted with more emails on everything was rigged in her favor. The dnc funds were in her hands only for her benefit of who they wantedbernie did not get that help one bit !what a slap in the face of people who actually thought they had a fair chance to vote for who they wanted .. And that alone shows how dirty she is and how distrustful and utter bs. I see through it 1000 percent an man o man how i hope others will too.. Sorry for the rant but im calling it how i see it my friends.

  • Cory

    totally agree!! This is just my opinion but i just cant take this bullshit anymore. Hillary clinton is such a flipping liar and im sick of how she potrays herself to be an honest woman. Especially CNN … AND THERE Bs!! Everything is an attack on trump. Obama calls him unfit for presidency … Like freakn for real? As if obama is fit for it as well … He made this country suck ass worse than anyone. As if hillary is fit to be our president and is an honest woman?? Her emails were deleted .. 33000 of them… Like quit the facade you are putting on i see rigjt through it and your cnn puppets. Sorry to rant. But all this is such a joke and it pisses me off for all of us. Im not a bernie fan either. But come on all those people that voted for him didnt even have a chance. She got busted with more emails on everything was rigged in her favor. The dnc funds were in her hands only for her benefit of who they wantedbernie did not get that help one bit !what a slap in the face of people who actually thought they had a fair chance to vote for who they wanted .. And that alone shows how dirty she is and how distrustful and utter bs. I see through it 1000 percent an man o man how i hope others will too.. Sorry for the rant but im calling it how i see it my friends.

  • BenDover

    Hi NWT, i been a long time lurker on VSB love yoll in the comments section (you guys are like celebrities in our chat groups)but too scared to comment there. Because I am South African, I don’t feel like it’s my place to comment rather I should observe the Hillary vs Trump for prez debate. That being said I’ve been wanting to ask is
    a) do you think Hillary is a qualified politician? knows how to negotiate, play the game,get buy in etc I ask because POTUS has said as much – that she is qualified
    b) Is there an expectation that politicians are honest have integrity at all times or just make value decisions at critical times good or bad?
    c) Is there a possibility that Bernie, Lizzie basically all Dems are saying she’s good for it because she’s grown and listens and has learnt from past mistakes? or is that all political hogwash to get you guys on the fence to vote Dem (which makes Bernie, Lizzie and the Dem squad politicians IE liars/unprincipled).
    I ask nothing about Trump, because racism, sexism, narcissism, i don’t know what it is called when a father wants to bang his daughter, bigotry, all the various bad- isms that prevent him from possessing basic human empathy. Someone who lacks the ability to put himself in other people’s shoes will never understand their problems and have the ability to solve them.

    • Heeeeey! Thank you for reading.

      I think the same for characteristics which apply to Trump..apply to Hill.

      She is an attorney and has mastered the art of finesse.

      Politicians should have integrity and be honest.. I know sometimes that’s difficult but it’s a part of the job.

      Folks are in a mad dash to endorse her because The Donald is an idiot but half the shit that he speaks of doing..he can’t.

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  • Vernon

    You were right. It wasn’t only bullshit, it has turned out to be a subscription to the bullshit of the day club.