Madonna, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
I haven’t watched these wack ass awards in years and my life was just fine without them. Prince passes away and you and the rest of Dwights decide that y’all would leave actual black folks out of his tribute. Yeah, I know that you asked Quest Love to write a tribute to say before he introduced your tired ass and that you and Billboard made a piss poor effort of appeasing “the blacks” by incorporating the iconic Stevie Wonder in your lackluster performance. But who told you that YOU , of all people, could open your mouth to sing “Nothing Compares 2 U”? Even Sinead O’Connor wants to fuck you up and I’d help her. Was “Purple Rain” all that you and the alabaster brigade could come up with for your funky ass homage? The man had a catalog of THOUSANDS OF SONGS and hundreds of hits and you chose a chorus to a song that EVERYBODY AND DEY MAMA have done for a tribute? How fucking unoriginal of you. Your performance was a mockery of everything soulful and holy when it comes to Prince. Beyonce didn’t show up for the David Bowie tribute. She let you live. Damn.
Madonna, your infamous reputation of bedding blacks and latinos surely gave you an unwarranted dose of confidence and nerve to even think that you should SPEAK with reference to Prince. Maybe, you thought you were soulful by injection? Ionknow! You say you were friends. So you should already know that your “friend” was BLACK AS FUCK and he loved black artists. the Billboard Awards were ALREADY #BillboardsSoWhite and we had to endure your out of tune, pitchy blander than white folks’ fried chicken ass vocals on this track? You should have politely declined but that would have been too much like right. I know that your light of relevance has dimmed quite a bit especially if a supposed “icon” is putting Nicki Minaj in HER video to stay relevant but c’mon, son! THIS WAS THAT BULLSHIT. You should’ve put your privileged ass ego to the side and let real people with talent do this tribute. You couldn’t let Chaka, Sheila E. or even Usher do His Royal Badness justice, huh? Linda Perry‘s no talent, one-hit wonder having ass had you hyped like it was your “Like A Virgin Tour”, huh? Perry has as much dust on her as those nasty ass dreadlocks which she rocked when she yodeled with “4 NonBlondes”.
Girl bye! I hope “Black Twitter” shows up to let BOTH of y’all have it. I would be elated and I know that Prince would bust a split from all the wig snatching that would ensue.
*Prays incessantly* Please Baby Black Jesus in heaven. Snatch their edges for fucking with Prince. Please. Amen.
What’s to come is pissing me off more than anything. I can see it now. All of these white publications are going to use words like “touching’ and “beautiful” to describe that debacle which you call a performance. Fuck them too in advance!
God forbid the black community loses another musical legend. You better NOT show your ass up to do NOTHING. Buy flowers and stay the hell away. You hear me?
At least your outfit was nice.